I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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