Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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