doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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