just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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