oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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