i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I stole a fireplace last night.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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