two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I wish you could order shots online.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
