why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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