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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
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Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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