He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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