Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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