physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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