Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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