I cockslap morals
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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