Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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