i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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