I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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