Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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