So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Randomize
