Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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