At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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