i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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