big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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