Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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My penis needs a shock collar
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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