Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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