ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
it's great music for shaving your balls
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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