Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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