ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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