I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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