More tranny stories later!
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Randomize
