Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
bring money and cleavage
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
