He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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