Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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