im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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