last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Randomize
