Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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