You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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