plz talk dirty to me
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
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