it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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