i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
My ass is underappreciated
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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