S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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