ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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