I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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