I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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