Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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