For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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