mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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