But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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