Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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