i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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