Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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