his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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