If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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