just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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