is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
These tits shall not be calmed
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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